AND SO ON

May 02
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  • Ma: So are there any boys going to Ireland?
  • K: Umm, no, it's girls only. Europe is anti coed.
  • Ma: What?
  • K: Of course there are boys going. Why?
  • Ma: Oh. Well, is David going?
  • K: (sigh) Yes. He's going to England with me too.
  • Ma: Oh. So do you like him?
  • K: Um. Yeah.
  • Ma: Oh. Does he, um, like you?
  • K: Yeah.
  • Ma: So do you, like, go on dates?
  • K: (sigh) Um, we're in law school, we don't have time to date. But-
  • Ma: (laughs) Yeah. I remember when Larry and I met. Everyone was always asking us if we were dating. We were so poor. It's sad. We used to go to the bar and split one drink.
  • K: Yeah. If there was time to go out, it would end up being "so whose picking up the check, your loan company or mine?"
  • Ma: I think Zoey caught Larry's cold.
  • K: That sucks.