July 2008
1 post
My mom is too random…
I forgot to tell you that today at one point when I came down the stairs, Macz was staring at the piano. So I thought he probably kicked one of his milk rings under it. So, moved the piano and saw two milk rings and a ‘Skink’…little lizard. Moved the piano back……..took a deep breath, got a broom, moved the piano and tried hitting it. ...
May 2008
2 posts
“I come from a long line of very open-minded lovers.”
– Ann Curry
Ma: So are there any boys going to Ireland?
K: Umm, no, it's girls only. Europe is anti coed.
Ma: What?
K: Of course there are boys going. Why?
Ma: Oh. Well, is David going?
K: (sigh) Yes. He's going to England with me too.
Ma: Oh. So do you like him?
K: Um. Yeah.
Ma: Oh. Does he, um, like you?
K: Yeah.
Ma: So do you, like, go on dates?
K: (sigh) Um, we're in law school, we don't have time to date. But-
Ma: (laughs) Yeah. I remember when Larry and I met. Everyone was always asking us if we were dating. We were so poor. It's sad. We used to go to the bar and split one drink.
K: Yeah. If there was time to go out, it would end up being "so whose picking up the check, your loan company or mine?"
Ma: I think Zoey caught Larry's cold.
K: That sucks.
April 2008
2 posts
Problems for Sales class today: 77, 82
March 2008
6 posts
Hi-larity of the day...so far
“I hated the kids I played house with, they always made me the dog.” —sleep deprived law student the vending machine wasn’t going to give me my soda because it wanted more quarters…or maybe the dr.peppers get lonely so you have to buy two? I’m just glad no one was around to watch me batter the vending machine with my puny arms “washing machines don’t...
My brain wants to sing but law school monster beckons.
“Wait, why am I buying bottled water again?”
– Science blog
http://www.bio-chart.com/
March 7, 2008
Age: 9375 days
February 2008
8 posts
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For Lindee
The key to the remaining big primary states for Hillary Clinton is Cabella’s — the store and those who shop there. Clinton needs those voters. Tim Russert has another label for this specific demographic group, as he put it Tuesday night on MSNBC: “White guys with guns and boats.” Those of us who love Cabella’s and love being on the mailing list “get” the...
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I wish I had time to read for yucks
“I’m reading that runaway best-seller, “Tudor in a Tube.” It speculates that England’s first Queen Elizabeth, who died in 1603, was cloned a few years ago, and that the clone is being raised to wrest control of the monarchy from the current queen, as part of a plot against Prince Charles. Could this be true?”
Disturbed
I was reading the Starter Wife’s blog. Oh my freakin’ god. It feels bad to be mean but….damn….freakin’ kids. I’m so glad I’ll be spending V-day with the significant other at the law center. If we manage to find time to be together long enough to exchange insults and goofy couple looks I’ll be happy. (no writing sentiments in food!) And I stand by...
Backlog of Random Thoughts
Apparently this medium has finely decided to lift the ban on my ability to post my scraps of thoughts. 1. the forkhead box p2 gene is provoking my imagination 2. I wonder if it is a character flaw that when someone tells me I’m pretty my reaction is: “yeah, I know.” 3. I want more plants in my apartment. I really think my one plant is lonely. I want a cactus and some type of...
My mind is too full of whimsy to write a legal argument.
January 2008
16 posts
Communication Twins Meet Supermom
Emotions are not very different than thoughts. Each wants to be experienced but we don’t act on every thought, just like we don’t act on every emotion. -12house Good times. Fast times.
I'm going to Hell
So, I see on the Reader that Starter Wife has updated her blog with the title: Playtime in Bed. Totally, I was thinking it would be about something else. Of course it wouldn’t be, but well…I’m a evil person with bad thoughts. Them kids didn’t fall from the sky.
Spears evaded swarms of paparazzi by arriving and leaving through a basement parking garage under the courthouse. She wore bright lipstick, sunglasses, gold platform shoes and a very short black cocktail dress with a ruffled hem. Federline, clad in a tan suit and open-necked shirt and sporting a Mohawk haircut, arrived a half hour before Spears.
Full Moon. Water law. 7s. Just some of the day. I’m overwhelmed with sensory information.
“It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no...”
www.12house.com
Dr. Who is on NH PBS on Saturday nights!
“If things were different, things wouldn’t be the way things are.”
“Many Americans remain ignorant about much of science, the board said; for...”
– NYT
“It isn’t just what you do, it’s often how you present it.”
– Lawrence Krauss,
“Now the pamphleteers of this era are everyone. Everyone can log in, create their...”
Static. Lots of Static. How is it that I can survive on such little strength of self and yet be so disregarded by the general population when…well…I guess it boils down to successful compartmentalization. Or unsuccessful as it may be.
Dear Voter
Pursuant to T.C.A. Sect. 47-18-2107, the Davidson County Election Commission is notifying you that there was a breach of the security of the data in the Office of the Davidson County Election Commission and personal information about you is reasonably believed to have been acquired by an unauthorized person… Can you say…CLASS ACTION
“A PhD in inorganic chemistry? Everyone knows organic chemistry is the harder...”
– the Linderwoman
December 2007
10 posts
“And just to wrap it up, when you say the war on terror is like herpes, does that...”
Fucking Davidson County
So I’m showing the Mater pictures from the Pierce holiday party…and she looks at the one with the jello shot tree and says, “that’s a nice table cloth.” Moms…..
ah....the end of law school finals
1L: freedom?
3L: oh yeah baby!!! You?
1L: yeah!!!!!!!
3L: WOOOOHOOOO!
1L: YEEEE-AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
reproducing like rabbits....I guess not
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/more_sex_than.jsp
“For some color-graphemics, it is disturbing to find people whose names produce...”
What matters
An email from the Mater, and all it read was: LOVE YOU!!! Mom xxoo
After 3 days of Civ Pro outlining with the Zombie...
D: well... I'm gonna go kill myself. have a nice day.
K: rope or car?
D: im gonna go outside, get in my car and run it, until my jewish heritage kills me for wasting gas. they say it's painless.
1. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts. 2. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves. 3. People who are tagged write their own blog post about their eight things and include these rules. 4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged and that...
One of the better profiles
From my dear friend’s blog profile: “I don’t translate well into words. You have to experience me to understand.”
November 2007
4 posts
Crispy Hexagons
I found a store brand cereal in NH, I think it is supposed to be Crispex, but they labeled it “Crispy Hexagons.” Heeheehee. It’s amazing, the stupid shit that gets you through the day when you are a law student.
Where the hell is my spirit guide when I need him? Freakin’ law school.
How creeped out am I...
An earthquake hit northern Chile…..7.7 magnitude. Ooooooo
RE: 666
I think the world is going to end. There is molten lava gathering under the supervolcano at Yellowstone. It’s gonna blow our country sky high. Either that or the bees are gonna die off and we’ll all starve. TGIF!
October 2007
10 posts
I feel like I’m drowning in a fish bowl.