AND SO ON

My mom is too random…

I forgot to tell you that today at one point when I came down the stairs, Macz was staring at the piano. So I thought he probably kicked one of his milk rings under it. So, moved the piano and saw two milk rings and a ‘Skink’…little lizard. Moved the piano back……..took a deep breath, got a broom, moved the piano and tried hitting it. Little bugger was fast and Macz even tried to help!!! Stopped it with the basket of piano books. Didn’t kill it, so got some paper towels, plastic bags and hit it with the basket of books. Probably knocked it out. Gathered it up and put it in bags and then to garbage. Macz was my HERO!!! And, no, I don’t feel guilty.

—Marie

“ I come from a long line of very open-minded lovers.

— Ann Curry

Ma: So are there any boys going to Ireland?
K: Umm, no, it's girls only. Europe is anti coed.
Ma: What?
K: Of course there are boys going. Why?
Ma: Oh. Well, is David going?
K: (sigh) Yes. He's going to England with me too.
Ma: Oh. So do you like him?
K: Um. Yeah.
Ma: Oh. Does he, um, like you?
K: Yeah.
Ma: So do you, like, go on dates?
K: (sigh) Um, we're in law school, we don't have time to date. But-
Ma: (laughs) Yeah. I remember when Larry and I met. Everyone was always asking us if we were dating. We were so poor. It's sad. We used to go to the bar and split one drink.
K: Yeah. If there was time to go out, it would end up being "so whose picking up the check, your loan company or mine?"
Ma: I think Zoey caught Larry's cold.
K: That sucks.

oh hell no

(We are excited about our regular segments which will include: “Why America Hates Washington,” “Beat The Press,” “Winners and Losers,” and our email segment called “The PO’d Box” which will include many emails from people who strongly disagree with me)

Problems for Sales class today: 77, 82

Hi-larity of the day...so far

“I hated the kids I played house with, they always made me the dog.” —sleep deprived law student

the vending machine wasn’t going to give me my soda because it wanted more quarters…or maybe the dr.peppers get lonely so you have to buy two? I’m just glad no one was around to watch me batter the vending machine with my puny arms

“washing machines don’t run on pixie dust” —from an article on green alternatives

CD-ROM means “compact disc—read only memory”

it’s Pierce Law grey sweatshirt day

“two minute warning? oh, that’s what that was! I thought she was just giving me the peace sign or something.” —practice oral arguments

diet dr. pepper does not taste like regular dr. pepper

My brain wants to sing but law school monster beckons.

“ Wait, why am I buying bottled water again?

— Science blog

http://www.bio-chart.com/